Nip Tuck Dialogue

BOB: Hey mate!

DANIEL: Hey how're you doing? Ummm... What's that?

BOB: What's what?

DANIEL: You have a black line painted under your shirt...It looks like...

BOB: Oh that! I have been designing my new butt.

DANIEL: What do you mean?

BOB: I'm tired of my saggy plain bottom, I want it to look like Nicki Minaj's! I want big soft glutes. Now it look's like my butt ends on my feet...

DANIEL: Oh mu God man, are you serious? You don't need that!

BOB: You are jealous because I can afford a new bottom and you can't, aren't you?

DANIEL: You are paying for a sociable butt. Society loves Nicki Minaj and you want it to love you as well. 

BOB: Just think of all the girls I'll be getting. My surgeon says that I'll look a lot sexier.

DANIEL: Bob, do you really want this?

BOB: You're a killjoy Dan! I could easily end up in a Katy Perry's music video.

DANIEL: A big butt won't make you successful. This is ridiculous, you are perfect!

BOB: You say that because yours is kickass!

DANIEL: Who do you trust most, me or a surgeon that just wants your money?

BOB: I trust someone that can give me a nce body. Bye Daniel, I didn't expect this from you. You're plain jealous!

DANIEL: Hey! You forget something. Wait, what's this?

BOB: Oh mu God, butt designs! What? You want to copy me now?

DANIEL: Whatever. Take care, Bob. See you.

BOB: I don't think so. 

   *Bob leves with a dive movement*